Snow forecast from Weatherman Dave
Posted by GSDispatch Editor in by Phil Kloster, GSD Online
The Dispatch has a perk available to few people. Next door and across the street a couple of houses from the posh and luxurious offices of The Dispatch resides a man known in these parts as “Weatherman Dave”. Weatherman Dave works for NOAA in Pleasant Hill and The Dispatch has found his forecasts to be as accurate or more so than the pretty people who appear on your television screen passing on weather data compiled in part by NOAA.
We’re not even going to take 20 minutes to give you the information and throw 15 commercials at you in order to pay the bills.
The Dispatch yelling across the street to Weatherman Dave who is shoveling the driveway of his luxurious office:
Dispatch Dude: “How much we gonna get, Dave?“
Weatherman Dave: “Ohhhh, around 3 inches.“
Dispatch Dude: “Until when, Dave?“
Weatherman Dave: “Ohhhh, around 5 or 6 tonight.“
There you have it, folks. Clear, concise, and mostly accurate. He hasn’t been wrong yet today.
